Thursday, December 16, 2010

Liberal Guilt

Yes, it is true. I am a Pink-o Commie... uh, let me think, what was the word that comes after Pinko Commie, uh, maggot? Close enough. I feel so bad when I do the wrong thing, the un-sustainable, the greedy neo-impearialist world despoiling H. Sapiens virus plague thing, the made for TV movie about a prodigal son turned crusader for world peace in a vacuum in space, painted like an endangered species. Wait, what the hell does that mean? I have no idea. Never mind...

I drive a car, often for no good reason, when I could walk to my destination with ease. My car only gets twenty or so miles to the gallon, because it is a four wheel drive. Cars are bad. When everyone in China drives a car, it will be a cluster-f***. I eat meat, love it, actually, I eat tons of it. Naturally raised, hormone free, free range, no steroids or antibiotics, locally grown, at farms where the cows and the pigs and the chickens lock arms and sing Bob Dylan songs, then walk cheerfully to their death at the hands of a smiling bearded hippie with an organic cotton smock over his Yonder Mountain String Band tee shirt, but meat nonetheless. I use way too much electricity, and *GASP* I get it right off the grid. Compared to a Bolivian peasant, I use 3,000% more energy on a day to day basis. I am so bourgeois in fact that I spend a large part of my time actively engaged in the pursuit of capturing fish only to release them and capture them again at a later date! At least I recycle...

Actually, I ain't been fishing very much as of late. It has been about a month, and I don't quite know what to think. It feels nice in a way, like I have the upper hand with the "monkey," but it is at the same time un-nerving and strange.

I finished my second semester at school, so far so good. I was glad to see it start, and I was glad to see it end. I got A's despite spending almost no time involved in study. Needles to say I took no classes in differential equations this past semester. Just easy classes that are required for my eventual (entomology? Ictheology?) degree... history, cultural anthropology, lightweight stuff. I have a CAD class and a Machine Shop class in the spring as electives, and I am exited about those. I plan to make a fly reel and a bass guitar.

The holidays do suck, but hey, they are almost dead for the year. I am not in a soul-killing retail job this year, and while I could very much use the scratch, at least I don't have to exist on a steady diet of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" and "Santa Baby" like in years past.

On a positive note, I think I am getting a little traction on my fly submissions to Rainy's. They liked the Wolverine, GoGo's, Double Shot's, and a little annelid worm with a tungsten bead called a Metalhead. So far so good on that front. If you see any of that junk in the bins at your local fly shop, you are commanded to purchase it.

I joined a band/neo-kabuki theater troupe and am sorta stoked to be playing again. The troupe is called Odam Fei Mud, and the band is the War Ensemble. OFM does live action choreographed martial arts in costume with multi-media projections and of course live music that skews toward micro-tonal metal. What's not to love? I really do enjoy performing, and I have always gravitated towards weird music. I got a new guitar, a 35" scale length Modulus Graphite Quantum 6 string bass with a AAAAA grade flame maple top and Bartolini electronics:

She's a looker. Traded two basses I didn't play much
and an old amp I was not using... I could NEVER have
afforded this thing without some trade bait. As configured,
it would cost $5, 250.00 to purchase new from Modulus.

Everyone likes pictures of food. This is Jake, 
he is in the process of performing a cost-benefit analysis.
Yes, I drink wine from a tumbler. 
You got a problem with that?

A fetching pair of asiatic monocled cobras, 
'cause hey, why not? 
I love snakes.

Hey look, a fish! 
How'd that git 'n there?


1 comment:

  1. Bass fisher / bass player. Me too. And are you always mixing up the pronunciation of the two? ;) Aw, maybe that is just me! ha! Great blog! Glad to be reading.....

    p.s. I like Jake, and that supper plate looks divine. Whatever the "cost" it looks very beneficial for the ole taste buds! ;)